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Woodland beast invades HCP

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     Sasquatch Control, Inc. (SCI) formerly run by Highland County Press publisher Rory Ryan, was rendered ineffectual when Sasquatch entered the Highland County Press office on Thursday, Aug. 26.

     The event was witnessed by sports editor Stephen Forsha as he worked in the publisher's office when the Sasquatch appeared.

     "I was just sitting in the front office writing a golf story when Sasquatch came walking in here," Forsha said. "He was looking for a meat snack of some sort like on the commercials."

     SCI has been on lookout for the legendary Sasquatch for many years, but instead he found them.

     "Grrrr," said the hungry and grumpy Sasquatch as he left the offices of the Highland County Press.

     Attempts by the Highland County Press to reach Ryan for comment were unsuccessful.[[In-content Ad]]

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