'Dr.' Hunter Biden is smarter than 'Dr.' Barack Obama
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Rory Ryan-hcpress@cinci.rr.com
Joe Biden (er, JoeBama – pat. pending) recently said that his son, "Dr." Hunter Biden, was the smartest man he knows. Really? It seems that JoeBama needs to get out of his basement more often and meet a few people.
After waiting a week or so and not noticing any mainstream media pushback on Biden's absurd statement, I decided to weigh in. If, indeed, JoeBama believes the Huntster is the smartest man he knows, then he must also believe the following, given that he also knows these folks:
• Given that JoeBama said "man" and not "person" or "non-gender descriptive living being," one can assume Hunter Biden is not necessarily smarter than JoeBama's wife, "Dr." Jill Biden, who did not administer the president-elect's COVID-19 shot last week.
However, by JoeBama's own words and considering he knows the following liberal Democrats:
• Hunter Biden is smarter than "Dr." Barack Obama, who is credited with saying "Never underestimate Joe Biden's ability to (insert your own verb) things up."
• Hunter Biden is smarter than "Dr." Slick Willie Clinton. (Cancel culture on this one. "Dr." Willie faced disbarment before the U.S. Supreme Court, but took the easy out and resigned. So much for "Dr." Clinton.)
• Hunter Biden is smarter than "Dr." Adam Schiff. (OK. No argument whatsoever on this one. Bagman Hunter Biden is without a doubt smarter than "Dr." Schiff. So are our two dogs and the neighborhood cat.)
• Hunter Biden is smarter than "Dr." Les Aspin. (Not a chance.)
• Hunter Biden is smarter than "Dr." George McGovern. (McGovern was smarter after he left office.)
• Hunter Biden is smarter than "Dr." Gary Hart. (Touché.)
• Hunter Biden is smarter than "Dr." Daniel Moynihan. (Moynihan may be dead, but he'd still beat Hunter in "Jeopardy.")
• Hunter Biden is smarter than "Dr." Ted Strickland. (Sorry, but I'll have to side with Ted on this one.)
This list could go on ad infinitum, but reasonable and rational minds get the point by now. Bagman Hunter isn't all that bright. His daddy's support, while admirable in some circles, is a direct insult to the president-elect's pals with far better credentials and track records than young Hunter.
This is one investigation that ought to see the light of day – and should have prior to the Nov. 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... (etc.) general election. But like other investigations of the left's dubious actions, there's nothing to see here. "Dr." Hunter Biden likely will not be charged. If he his, The Big Guy, JoeBama, will be there to answer any "pardon me" pleas.
It would be wise if all American workers and taxpayers remind themselves where the country was as we turned the calendar to Jan. 1, 2020. If we are in better shape after four years of JoeBama, I will be pleasantly surprised.
I wish the new administration well, and I hope the national press asks the same pointed questions of Biden that they have of Trump for four years. Anyone with "Dr." in front of his/her name knows that will not happen.
The Fourth Estate has become a political activist instead of a seeker of fairness and accuracy.
After waiting a week or so and not noticing any mainstream media pushback on Biden's absurd statement, I decided to weigh in. If, indeed, JoeBama believes the Huntster is the smartest man he knows, then he must also believe the following, given that he also knows these folks:
• Given that JoeBama said "man" and not "person" or "non-gender descriptive living being," one can assume Hunter Biden is not necessarily smarter than JoeBama's wife, "Dr." Jill Biden, who did not administer the president-elect's COVID-19 shot last week.
However, by JoeBama's own words and considering he knows the following liberal Democrats:
• Hunter Biden is smarter than "Dr." Barack Obama, who is credited with saying "Never underestimate Joe Biden's ability to (insert your own verb) things up."
• Hunter Biden is smarter than "Dr." Slick Willie Clinton. (Cancel culture on this one. "Dr." Willie faced disbarment before the U.S. Supreme Court, but took the easy out and resigned. So much for "Dr." Clinton.)
• Hunter Biden is smarter than "Dr." Adam Schiff. (OK. No argument whatsoever on this one. Bagman Hunter Biden is without a doubt smarter than "Dr." Schiff. So are our two dogs and the neighborhood cat.)
• Hunter Biden is smarter than "Dr." Les Aspin. (Not a chance.)
• Hunter Biden is smarter than "Dr." George McGovern. (McGovern was smarter after he left office.)
• Hunter Biden is smarter than "Dr." Gary Hart. (Touché.)
• Hunter Biden is smarter than "Dr." Daniel Moynihan. (Moynihan may be dead, but he'd still beat Hunter in "Jeopardy.")
• Hunter Biden is smarter than "Dr." Ted Strickland. (Sorry, but I'll have to side with Ted on this one.)
This list could go on ad infinitum, but reasonable and rational minds get the point by now. Bagman Hunter isn't all that bright. His daddy's support, while admirable in some circles, is a direct insult to the president-elect's pals with far better credentials and track records than young Hunter.
This is one investigation that ought to see the light of day – and should have prior to the Nov. 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... (etc.) general election. But like other investigations of the left's dubious actions, there's nothing to see here. "Dr." Hunter Biden likely will not be charged. If he his, The Big Guy, JoeBama, will be there to answer any "pardon me" pleas.
It would be wise if all American workers and taxpayers remind themselves where the country was as we turned the calendar to Jan. 1, 2020. If we are in better shape after four years of JoeBama, I will be pleasantly surprised.
I wish the new administration well, and I hope the national press asks the same pointed questions of Biden that they have of Trump for four years. Anyone with "Dr." in front of his/her name knows that will not happen.
The Fourth Estate has become a political activist instead of a seeker of fairness and accuracy.